Marketing lessons from a rabid
chipmunk
A relative of mine is a mail-carrier
for the United States Post Office. Like any place of employment, there
are all sorts of colorful characters working there. They're all very
good people - friendly and enjoyable to chat with.
A gentleman working at the same post
office as my relative is a happy, cheery kind of guy. I met him on a
few occassions back when I was basically a rebellious high-school
hoodlum. I noticed his pleasant demeanor. And that he was bald - much
like I'll likely be in a matter of a few years. His co-workers had
nicknamed him "Shiny".
Shiny was assigned a walking route
most days. The neighborhood he traversed was quite nice - lined with
tall, shady trees for those hot summer days in South New Jersey. When
you think of suburbia, you can easily picture Shiny walking - bag in
hand - delivering mail to the nice people on his route. Manicured
lawns, nice cars, kids playing in the bright and toasty sunshine.
Shiny was happy. Until one day, when
small, furry horror reigned ...
Shiny was doing what he does every
day, walking his mail route. When suddenly an irrationally aggressive
and perhaps slightly disturbed chipmunk sprung forth from one of the
trees he was walking under and viciously attacked his head. Shiny did
his best to quickly beat the fuzzy ferocious creature from atop his
unprotected noggin. While no grave injury occurred during this
incident, he did have quite a few scratches, needed some medical
attention, and received a rabies shot.
This story actually teaches us many
valuable lessons that we can use in life and in business.
Rabid Chipmunk Lesson #1: "Take
Risks."
If the chipmunk had been able to pry
off Shiny's head and stick it into the knot-hole of a tree, perhaps
this would be a different story with a different lesson - such as,
"STAY AWAY FROM CHIPMUNKS IN NEW JERSEY!" Thank goodness
this wasn't the case, of course.
However, we cannot overlook this
brave, furry, suburban-dwelling animal's actions. The pinnacle of
chipmunk achievement was within it's grasp. Did it freeze, uncertain
of what to do? Did it seek approval from other chipmunks? No. This
scrappy little fellow risked bodily injury and flung himself toward
the gargantuan and delectable nut below.
In business, we're often faced with
similar choices. What do you do when opportunity arises? Are you a
gambling chipmunk with an aggressive mean-streak, or are you the
cautious kind? The cute little woodland creature that seems to miss
many grand opportunities?
Rabid Chipmunk Lesson #2:
"Things are not always what they seem."
I can imagine what went through his
little chipmunk brain just before leaping. Before him was an acorn so
huge that other chipmunks in the neighborhood would be talking about
him as legend if he could obtain it. For years to come, as dusk fell
in Southern New Jersey, knot-holes as far as the eyes could see would
have wise old chipmunks telling the young ones of this most heroic
feat. His name, forever etched in the annals of chipmunk warrior-dom.
His story becoming fable over the years, with each retelling the size
of the acorn grows until it's as if the chipmunk, lean muscles
bulging, flew from the tallest tree in the land and swallowed whole an
acorn the approximate size of a 1969 Volkswagon Bus and then went on
to marry the most beautiful chipmunk queen on earth.
This lesson is important in every
business decision you make - whether it's a piece of equipment you're
purchasing ("A printer/fax/copier/cloning/time machine for only
$89.99!"), or a joint venture opportunity you are approached
about. Pay attention to your intuition, but balance that with a firm
grip on reality.
Rabid Chipmunk Lesson #3:
"Expect the Unexpected."
I would wager a fair amount of money
that as Shiny was walking down the street, the last thing he expected
was the Attack Chipmunk of Doom unleashing Furry Fury From Above. It's
not unfathomable, really. Chipmunks climb trees. When you walk on a
sidewalk, trees are there. Unexpected indeed.
In business this is a rule to live
by. Just when you need 200 copies of one of your brochures, the
printer gags, chants backward in Latin, and projectile-vomits
pea-green toner onto the wall as if it's possessed. Right when you're
on the phone with an important client, your batteries run out. As
business owners, we can't prepare for everything, but we can at least
make a point of understanding that crazy things can - and do - happen.
How you handle them is the difference between something unexpected
being disastrous, or yet another obstacle you've overcome.
There are many more lessons we can
learn from this story, but the most important lesson is this: Pay
attention. Strange things happen in life and if you understand what's
going on, you just might end up learning something very valuable from
something that's ... well ... fairly ridiculous.
©2005 ViralMarketingTool.com
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author
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